So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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