i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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