I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Two words: nipple clamps
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