You're a womanizer and a bitch.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
