So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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