In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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