Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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