You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just found a bag of teeth...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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