i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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