got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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