I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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