Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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