From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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