We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
my shit smells like andre
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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