Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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