thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We talked him into tasing himself.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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