Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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