I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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