If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
