I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
you inspire me to be a worse person
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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