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what?
penguin condom
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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