operation harelip BJ is a go
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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