five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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