You smell like stripper and shame
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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