Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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