i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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