you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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