taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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