My friends, they love my intelligence
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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