The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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