Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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