we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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