your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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