He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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