so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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