Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She announced her abortion via fbk
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
This is the high leading the old right now
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
