I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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