Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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