I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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