Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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