I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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