: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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