Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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