She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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