If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I want to fling myself into the sun
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
