And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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