I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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