So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
