If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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