just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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