I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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